Category Archives: Blonde Jokes

Question and answer blond jokes

June 22, 2010 – 10:25

Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her. Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears. Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? A: Shine [...]

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Question and answer blond jokes

June 11, 2010 – 08:24

Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft. Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said “concentrate” on it. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q: What is [...]

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Helping an overweight blonde

June 1, 2010 – 13:20

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds. The blonde followed the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky [...]

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How to get across the river

May 20, 2010 – 07:42

A blonde once got lost near a river. She traveled up and down it searching for a way to get to the other side. She tried walking in the shallow part of the river, and she even tried grabbing onto a branch that stretched half way across the river to try to swing to the [...]

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Blond medical terminology

May 11, 2010 – 07:40

Artery — Study of paintings Bacteria — Back door of cafeteria Barium — What doctors do when treatment fails Bowel — Letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarean section — District in Rome Cat scan — Searching for kitty Cauterize — Made eye contact with her Colic — Sheep dog Coma — A punctuation mark Congenital — Friendly [...]

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Three blonds on death row

April 19, 2010 – 08:58

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .” Suddenly the brunette yells, “earthquake!!” [...]

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What’s in the bag?

April 7, 2010 – 07:56

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer [...]

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Do you know where you were going?

March 16, 2010 – 10:54

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.

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Why are you yelling that?

March 4, 2010 – 05:48

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out “green side up!” In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in [...]

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Want me to paint for you?

February 22, 2010 – 07:50

A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter. “I’m here for the paint job,” she said. [...]

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Category Archives: Blonde Jokes

Question and answer blond jokes

Question and answer blond jokes

Helping an overweight blonde

How to get across the river

Blond medical terminology

Three blonds on death row

What’s in the bag?

Do you know where you were going?

Why are you yelling that?

Want me to paint for you?

Cow on train tracks

You might be a redneck if 44

Seeing a child in need

Deep Thoughts 04

Flags tell us information about our taxes

Put me into a fighting mood

Were you ever arrested?

Stuff you should never say to a cop

The FAA Inspection

Try to settle the dispute

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