Category Archives: Ethnic Jokes

Irishman declares war

July 26, 2010 – 07:29

Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up and says “Hello”. The voice at the end of the phone says “Hello Mr. Hussein, it’s Paddy here. I’m just ringing to let you know that we’ve declared war on your country.” SH smiles to himself, “Come on Paddy”, he says, [...]

By Joker | Tagged irishman, prisoners, saddam hussein, war | Comments (0)

The new Euro language

July 14, 2010 – 10:26

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what [...]

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Strange people are here

June 23, 2010 – 08:35

There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life. ‘I’m fine, ‘ Angus said. ‘But there are [...]

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Try to settle the dispute

June 14, 2010 – 12:33

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s eggs for breakfast. One day he looked outside and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman’s [...]

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Traveling on the train

June 5, 2010 – 07:24

There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the [...]

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You are from Canada

June 2, 2010 – 08:31

You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt, pepper and ketchup. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. The mosquitoes have landing lights. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car. You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat. Canadian Tire on any Saturday [...]

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Methods of execution

May 21, 2010 – 07:48

There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that night, that they would each get to choose the method by which they would die. Their choices were: lethal injection, electric chair or by hanging. [...]

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Touring a new saw mill

May 12, 2010 – 07:47

Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, “Mick! I lost me finger!” “Have you now?” says Mick. “And how did you do it?” “I just touched this big spinning thing here… No! There goes another one!”

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Simplified income taxes

May 3, 2010 – 07:46

REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORM New Simplified Tax Form for 2009 Taxes 1. How much money did you make in 2009? 2. Send it to us.

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Using nails on a house

April 21, 2010 – 08:16

These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over [...]

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Category Archives: Ethnic Jokes

Irishman declares war

The new Euro language

Strange people are here

Try to settle the dispute

Traveling on the train

You are from Canada

Methods of execution

Touring a new saw mill

Simplified income taxes

Using nails on a house

Funny Accidents

Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner

Question and answer blond jokes

Extremely Drunk

Sounds of the Wild

To Be Continued

What is God’s name?

Republicans Democrats

You might be a redneck if 47

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