An updated version of our best selling range of workplace signs. There are 30 brand new signs that will keep colleagues and bosses entertained for hours.

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The Office t-shirt. “That’s what she said.” 100% cotton. Officially Licensed.

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This started off being just a gag gift for a co-worker but everyone is wanting a butt station! A fun art deco desk accessory that includes a pen holder, tape dispenser, memo/card holder, paper clip holder and just a great conversation piece all in one! Stands… or sits… about 5″ high and comes in a variety of colors including the ever popular neon green, neon orange and bright blue. When you need to keep yours in the desk, get a butt station to keep you company! A perfect gag gift idea for the co-worker who is sometimes one of these! Details: Magnetic butt holds Paper clips, Tape dispenser w/ cutter, Pen & Business card holder

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This listing is for ONE (1) Pack of Shocking Gum. This shock gum is one of the greatest gags of all time! Looks like a real pack of gum. Gives a shock to any unsuspecting “gum snatcher”. Put one on your bosses desk and watch him jump. When you pull the gum out of the pack you will get a shock. Try and see how long you can hold on for. These are great flea market items and great conversation makers. These will keep you laughing for a long time.

This item produces a mild shock and is not to be used by children, the elderly or anyone with a pacemaker. Since this is an electronic dropship item, I have not had a chance to test the product before shipping. If the item is deffective, I will pay for return shipping and replace the item as soon as the deffective product is received. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME NEGATIVE FEEDBACK IF THE ITEM DOESN’T FUNCTION PROPERLY. I will do whatever I can to resolve any issues.

Retails at $9.95
Unit Weight: 3 oz

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Hilarious shirt-and very hard to find! Heavyweight cotton shirt in black with white lettering stating “I did not escape… they gave me a day pass.”

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The Retirement Office Hours Sign is a funny gift for a co-worker or relative who plans to “consult” in retirement, not working full-time. It reads:

Office Hours
Open most days about 9 or 10…but somedays as late as 12 or 1.
We close about 5:30 or 6, occasionally about 4 or 5…

Somedays or afternoons we aren’t here at all and lately, I’ve been here just about all the time, except when I’m someplace else.

Product Info
Size: 12 inches long x 9 inches high

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Sarcastic Ball We’ve all seen those 4″ dia balls that give answers to questions. Well this one does it with sarcasm: “Yeah, right,” “Ask me if I care,” and “Oh, please,” are examples.

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From Publishers Weekly

Starred Review. Hecht’s sophomore effort is one of the most entertaining, and most original, books of the year. Its conceit, barring a few introductory sonnets, is to riff on jokes-become-aphorisms, dismantling assumptions as quickly as she dishes punch lines. “What did the sadist do to the masochist?/ Nothing” generates a brisk, hyperintelligent lyric about the ideas of need and mastery, studded by frequent half-rhymes and internal rhymes. “How many gorillas does it take/ to screw in a lightbulb?” prompts three pages of subtle, wise meditation on human evolution and human error. “Are You Not Glad?” turns a knock-knock joke into smart couplets about regret and love: “Orange you glad? No, I’m not. I ate the berries./ I was hungry. I was young.” Switching deftly between the caricatured protagonists of the jokes themselves and more nuanced memories from real lives, Hecht sees how many jokes depend on familiarity and surprise, and how many highlight (more…)

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These hilarious t-shirts are made of a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time. They feature insanely funny phrases and pictures. Shocking and bold, stand out at the bar, school or just lounge around the house.

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This T-shirt lists some of the world’s major religious beliefs with funny sayings for each of them. Religions listed are: Taoism, Hinduism, Buddhism, Zen, Islam, Jehovah’s Witness, Atheism, Agnosticis, Protestantism, Catholicism, Judaism, Televangelism, Rastafarianism, and Unitarianism.

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