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Facts of Life

June 14, 2010 – 09:40

Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. Women do NOT want [...]

By Joker | Tagged girlfriend, life, man, men, women | Comments (0)

11 Signs of PMS

June 3, 2010 – 10:36

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say. 5. You’re using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that reads, “How’s my driving–call [...]

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Family Pants

May 24, 2010 – 07:52

Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, “I remember when your mom and I got married. I took off my pants, gave them to her, and told her to put them on.” “I can’t wear these,” she said. “Darn right,” he said, “I [...]

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Cosmetic Surgery

May 12, 2010 – 07:50

A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, “Is this it?” God said, “No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live.” Upon her recovery, [...]

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Female Laws To Live By

May 3, 2010 – 07:49

The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. No male can possibly know all the rules. If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules. The female is never wrong. If the female is wrong, [...]

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Chinese Couple

April 21, 2010 – 08:29

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. “Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents. “What will you name the baby?” The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, “I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong.”

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Great Reasons To Be A Guy

April 9, 2010 – 10:23

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You don’t have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night. Chocolate is just another snack. [...]

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Female Stages Of Life

March 30, 2010 – 08:21

AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine 48 – Dom Perignon 66 – Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 – Need to wash my hair 25 – Need to wash and condition my hair 35 – Need to colour my hair 48 [...]

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Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife

March 18, 2010 – 09:19

17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think the kid weighs forty pounds.” 15. “Y’know, looking at her, you’d never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby.” 14. “I sure hope your thighs aren’t gonna stay that flabby forever.” 13. “Well, couldn’t they induce labor? The 25th is the [...]

By Joker | Tagged labor, pounds, pregnant wife, thighs | Comments Off

The Perfect Story

March 12, 2010 – 08:53

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped [...]

By Joker | Tagged accident, courtship, man, perfect, wedding, woman | Comments Off
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