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A glimpse into our future

July 6, 2010 – 08:28

A glimpse into our future… ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ “Gray Hair” A senior citizen decided to visit the social security office to sign up for his benefits. Upon his arrival the clerk asked for proof of his age. When he reached for his wallet the embarrassed man realized he had left it home. After explaining his problem to [...]

By Joker | Tagged benefits, future, senior, social security | Comments (0)

How to Produce Ugly Children

June 25, 2010 – 13:06

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.

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Stuff you should never say to a cop

June 15, 2010 – 12:55

Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. And that hooker I met at the AIDS clinic said you were a nice guy. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125mph to keep up with me! Good job! That uniform makes your ass look really big. Excuse me. Is “stick up” hyphenated? I [...]

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The Three Dwarfs

June 4, 2010 – 09:52

One day three midgets were sitting around the table drinking tea and having crumpets. The first midget says to the other two, “You know, I think I have the smallest hands in the world.” He continues, “and I think I should go down the Guiness Book or World Records and try to get in the [...]

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The Christmas Bike

May 25, 2010 – 08:03

A little boy just got a brand new bike for Christmas and was riding down it down the street. He stopped at a red light next to a Police Officer on a horse. The Police Officer asked the boy “Did Santa bring you that new bike?” the boy replied “Yes!” “It looks like Santa forgot [...]

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Peace on You

May 13, 2010 – 08:01

(Must be read with and Italian accent) One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, [...]

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sister

May 4, 2010 – 08:59

May a weird customs inspector discover a secret compartment in your sister. – Johnny Carson

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poor joke – kicking a can

April 22, 2010 – 10:37

You are so poor . . . When you were kicking a can, your friend came by and asked what you were doing. You said you were moving!

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inflatable girlfriend

April 12, 2010 – 07:35

A woman who is tired of having a guy hit on her says, “Look … I’m sorry, but I’m just not your type. I’m not inflatable”

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twins

March 31, 2010 – 09:33

When I was born, the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look … twins!” — Rodney Dangerfield

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