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I want to appeal a case

July 16, 2010 – 08:52

Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence.” Judge: “And what is the nature of the new evidence?” Lawyer: “Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left.”

By Joker | Tagged appeal, judge, lawyer | Comments (0)

Leaving money for the dead

July 7, 2010 – 08:50

A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three said, “In my family, we have a custom of giving the dead some money, so they’ll have something to spend over there.” They all agreed that [...]

By Joker | Tagged banker, car salesman, dead, lawyer, money | Comments (0)

Who owns the cows?

June 25, 2010 – 10:13

After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future. He went to his father and asked if he might be given a desk in the corner from which he could observe his father’s activities and be introduced to his father’s clients as a clerk. His observations would help him [...]

By Joker | Tagged cows, land owner, lawyer, tenant | Comments Off

Were you ever arrested?

June 16, 2010 – 08:11

A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered no to the question. The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was “why?” Nevertheless, the lawyer answered it “Never got caught.”

By Joker | Tagged arrested, job application, lawyer | Comments Off

What is two plus two?

June 4, 2010 – 10:07

An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with “How much is two plus two?” The engineer excused himself, and made a series of measurements and calculations before [...]

By Joker | Tagged engineer, interview, lawyer, physicist | Comments Off

Lawyer’s club

May 26, 2010 – 08:09

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape. “It ain’t so bad,” one crook noted. “We got $25 between us.” The boss screamed: “I warned you to stay clear of lawyers–we [...]

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I suppose I earned enough

May 14, 2010 – 08:07

An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney’s office as his lawyer handed him his will. “Your estate is very complex,” said the lawyer, “but I’ve made sure that all of your wishes will be executed. Due to the complexity, my fee is $4500.” Just then, the phone rang and [...]

By Joker | Tagged attorney, elderly, lawyer, Office, phone | Comments Off

When you know you must really be drunk

May 5, 2010 – 08:04

A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch. A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was followed for some time, until after looking into his pocket, the man told the bartender he’d had enough. The bartender [...]

By Joker | Tagged bartender, drunk, lawyer | Comments Off

I want to take money with me

April 23, 2010 – 08:43

As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for the three men he trusted most–his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman. He told them, “I’m going to give you each $30,000 in [...]

By Joker | Tagged clergyman, death bed, doctor, lawyer, money | Comments Off

Free advice at social affairs?

April 13, 2010 – 07:41

A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and remarked, “I never know how to handle the situation when I’m asked for medical advice during [...]

By Joker | Tagged bill, doctor, lawyer, party | Comments Off
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