Category Archives: Medical Jokes

Put me into a fighting mood

June 16, 2010 – 10:22

Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription? Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill.

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I think I need a pair of glasses

June 7, 2010 – 09:18

Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses. Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.

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I would like to have a second opinion

May 26, 2010 – 08:12

A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it. Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out. Patient: I wanna second opinion. Doctor: Okay, you’re ugly, too.

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Doctor, should I file my nails?

May 14, 2010 – 08:11

Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.

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Problems remembering

May 5, 2010 – 08:10

Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem? Patient: What problem? A variation Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient: What pills?

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The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients

April 23, 2010 – 10:52

1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort. Involvement with the patient’s suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity. 2. Be cheerful at all times. Your doctor leads a busy and trying life and requires all the gentleness and reassurance he can get. 3. Try to suffer from the disease for [...]

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Driving exams worry me

April 13, 2010 – 07:50

Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually. Liz: I’m the examiner!

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You’re in great health

April 1, 2010 – 09:49

Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

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What is your problem?

March 22, 2010 – 08:48

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say. Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

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Help me with my hair doctor

March 10, 2010 – 15:45

Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox.

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Category Archives: Medical Jokes

Put me into a fighting mood

I think I need a pair of glasses

I would like to have a second opinion

Doctor, should I file my nails?

Problems remembering

The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients

Driving exams worry me

You’re in great health

What is your problem?

Help me with my hair doctor

Deep Thoughts 04

Flags tell us information about our taxes

Put me into a fighting mood

Were you ever arrested?

Stuff you should never say to a cop

The FAA Inspection

Try to settle the dispute

Facts of Life

You have an Internet addiction when . . .

Question and answer blond jokes

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