The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.”
“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then [...]
Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.
Doctor: You should diet.
Trish: Really? What color?
David: My wife beats me, doctor.
Doctor: Oh dear. How often?
David: Every time we play Scrabble!
A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.
Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.
Man: Well, give me the really bad news first.
Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.
Man: And the bad news?
Doctor: [...]
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!
Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be alright.
Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!
Doctor: Have you ever had this before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, “I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?”
Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.
Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.
Patient: That’s terrible! In two years, my [...]
A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!
Nurse: What is it?
Doctor: It’s a big building with a lot of doctors, but that’s not important now!
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?
Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 hours! That’s terrible! What could be worse? What’s the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been [...]
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