Category Archives: One Liner Jokes

My uncle’s an airline pilot … kinda makes it difficult to hold the bottle though… When my Dad came home last night, my mom fainted. Don’t tell anyone I said but we’re live on national TV. I broke a leg one time … spilt coffee all over. I bought this thing for my car. You [...]

The museum boasted owning the original version of Beethoven’s unfinished basement. What are imitation rhinestones? If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Let’s say you stuff a cat’s tail up his ass until it peeks out of his mouth, and you give the tip of its tail a sound yank. [...]

Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts. Every day, the hummingbird eats its own weight in food. You may wonder how it weighs the food. It doesn’t. It just eats another hummingbird. I bought a portable cable TV. Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper. I liked “Slaughterhouse 5″, but I [...]