Category Archives: Politics Jokes

King George the Third’s response to the Declaration of Independence

June 29, 2010 – 07:11

The Court of King George III London, England July 10, 1776 Mr. Thomas Jefferson c/o The Continental Congress Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Dear Mr. Jefferson, We have read your “Declaration of Independence” with great interest. Certainly, it represents a considerable undertaking, and many of your statements do merit serious consideration. Unfortunately, the Declaration as a whole fails [...]

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Flags tell us information about our taxes

June 17, 2010 – 09:10

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. “Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said. “We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.” “That’s the same [...]

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The definition of BTU

June 8, 2010 – 10:05

Recent confusion about the meaning of the abbreviation BTU has lead to the creation of set definitions that may be used when discussing its meaning. 1. Big Time Unemployment 2. Buy Thermal Underwear 3. Bill’s Tax Utopia 4. Being Totally Unfair

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The types of cows

May 27, 2010 – 08:27

If a communist has two cows, he gives both to the government, and the government sells him some of the milk. If a Socialist has two cows, he gives both to the government, and the government gives him some of the milk. If a Nazi has two cows, the government shoots him, and takes both [...]

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The new Bill of Rights

May 17, 2010 – 08:26

Nearly everything has changed in the United States since the Bill of Rights was written and adopted. We still see the original words when we read those first 10 Amendments to the Constitution, yet the meaning is vastly different now. And no wonder. We’ve gone from a country of a few million to a few [...]

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Democrats versus Republicans

May 6, 2010 – 08:25

1. Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group. 2. Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out. 3. Republicans usually wear hats and always clean their paint brushes. 4. Democrats give their worn-out [...]

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President Carter’s

April 26, 2010 – 10:09

In an interview with David Letterman, Carter passed along an anecdote of a translation problem in Japan. Carter was speaking at a business lunch in Tokyo, where he decided to open his speech with a brief joke. He told the joke, then waited for the translator to announce the Japanese version. Even though the story [...]

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The very high health care costs

April 14, 2010 – 09:07

Health care costs are rising uncontrollably across the world. In America, taxes have been on the rise just to pay for them. In England, they have begun rationing health care services and in some cases they have waiting lists for services just to reduce costs even more. In fact, they now have a nine month [...]

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Clinton’s most unpopular action

April 2, 2010 – 08:06

President Clinton, speaking in private with his advisor on public favor, told him that the planned invasion of Haiti will be the most unpopular thing that he has ever done as the President of the United States. “Actually, sir, according to our research, the most unpopular thing you’ve ever done was to be inaugurated as [...]

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Writing a new policy that will change America

March 23, 2010 – 10:04

Bill Clinton has just had a major new policy decision that he thinks is going to “save” America. He decides to talk it over with Senator Dole. Dole says, “Well Bill, the Republicans aren’t to sure about this. Why do you go back to the White House and write a 20,000 word essay on your [...]

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Category Archives: Politics Jokes

King George the Third’s response to the Declaration of Independence

Flags tell us information about our taxes

The definition of BTU

The types of cows

The new Bill of Rights

Democrats versus Republicans

President Carter’s

The very high health care costs

Clinton’s most unpopular action

Writing a new policy that will change America

Get me an ambulance now

Deep Thoughts 05

How to Produce Ugly Children

Who owns the cows?

Girls are evil

The politically correct Christmas

Help stories from Tech Support

Strange people are here

Question and answer blond jokes

5 Stages of Being Drunk

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