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A new dog at the White House

February 17, 2010 – 08:49

Bill Clinton is walking a dog around the White House lawn early one morning.
He walks it past the guard’s post, and the marine says “Mr. President, is that a new dog?”
Clinton smiles, and replies, “Why yes, I got it for my wife.”
The marine looks at the the dog, looks up with a smile and says, [...]

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Worries about early morning jogs

February 5, 2010 – 09:48

The Secret Service has been worried by Bill Clinton’s practice of taking early morning jogs. They got a real scare the other day when somebody threw a beer at the president. Fortunately, it turned out to have been a draft, and Clinton was able to dodge it.

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Clinton at the May Day parade

January 26, 2010 – 11:47

The May Day parade in Moscow is the largest, most important military parade of the year. For 1992’s parade, Yeltsin and Gorbachev invited Bill Clinton to come watch it with them. The parade commenced with a battalion of tanks, followed by a division of infantry, followed by armored personnel carriers and mobile artillery. They had [...]

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President Clinton meets some voters

January 14, 2010 – 09:46

President Clinton is shaking hands with the voters after being elected for the second time.
“Pleased to meet you,” says one old man, “I’ve heard a lot about you in the past few years.”
Clinton laughs: “You can’t prove any of it!”

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What are you doing there?

January 4, 2010 – 10:43

A man was walking along when he spotted a small boy busily constructing something. He approached the boy and was shocked to see him playing with cow manure! For lack of anything better to say, he asked, “Little boy, what are you doing?”
The boy replied, “I am making George Bush with this manure, Mister.”
Now thoroughly [...]

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Nicknames of Bill Clinton and his master

December 24, 2009 – 11:00

Bill Clinton Nicknames
McPresident
Dollar Bill
The Bill we’ll be paying for years
Commander-in-thief
Hillary Rodham
the Great Pretender
Willy the Weasel
Hillary Clinton nicknames
Wicked witch of the west wing
Hilla the Hun
Robbery Hillham

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Let’s vote on this now

December 14, 2009 – 10:50

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Ronald Reagan are in a boat in the Potomac, when suddenly the boat develops a leak. They have only one life preserver jacket.
Bill says: “Let’s do the Democratic thing. Take a vote to see who gets the life preserver.” They each write a name on a piece of paper and [...]

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President Bill Clinton visits Pearly Gates

December 2, 2009 – 08:25

President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St. Peter.
“It’s me, Bill Clinton”.
“What bad things did you do on Earth?”
Clinton thought a bit and answered, “Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn’t hold that against me because I didn’t inhale. I guess I had some affairs, but you couldn’t hold [...]

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Helping the United States of America

November 20, 2009 – 11:15

One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House. Clinton saw him and asked, “George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?”
“Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised George.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. [...]

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Asking the Wizard of Oz

November 10, 2009 – 10:58

President Bush, Dan Quayle, Ross Perot, and Bill Clinton all traveled together to see the Wizard of Oz. Upon arrival, they were brought to see him.
First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, “Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart”. So the Wizard said, “So be [...]

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