Category Archives: Politics Jokes

The fierce civil wars

March 1, 2010 – 16:00

After agonizing for several days over the situation in former Yugoslavia where ethnic Serbs, Bosnians, and Muslims are engaged in a fierce and bloody civil war, President Clinton today announced that he is strongly in favor of diversity.

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A new dog at the White House

February 17, 2010 – 08:49

Bill Clinton is walking a dog around the White House lawn early one morning. He walks it past the guard’s post, and the marine says “Mr. President, is that a new dog?” Clinton smiles, and replies, “Why yes, I got it for my wife.” The marine looks at the the dog, looks up with a [...]

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Worries about early morning jogs

February 5, 2010 – 09:48

The Secret Service has been worried by Bill Clinton’s practice of taking early morning jogs. They got a real scare the other day when somebody threw a beer at the president. Fortunately, it turned out to have been a draft, and Clinton was able to dodge it.

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Clinton at the May Day parade

January 26, 2010 – 11:47

The May Day parade in Moscow is the largest, most important military parade of the year. For 1992′s parade, Yeltsin and Gorbachev invited Bill Clinton to come watch it with them. The parade commenced with a battalion of tanks, followed by a division of infantry, followed by armored personnel carriers and mobile artillery. They had [...]

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President Clinton meets some voters

January 14, 2010 – 09:46

President Clinton is shaking hands with the voters after being elected for the second time. “Pleased to meet you,” says one old man, “I’ve heard a lot about you in the past few years.” Clinton laughs: “You can’t prove any of it!”

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What are you doing there?

January 4, 2010 – 10:43

A man was walking along when he spotted a small boy busily constructing something. He approached the boy and was shocked to see him playing with cow manure! For lack of anything better to say, he asked, “Little boy, what are you doing?” The boy replied, “I am making George Bush with this manure, Mister.” [...]

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Nicknames of Bill Clinton and his master

December 24, 2009 – 11:00

Bill Clinton Nicknames McPresident Dollar Bill The Bill we’ll be paying for years Commander-in-thief Hillary Rodham the Great Pretender Willy the Weasel Hillary Clinton nicknames Wicked witch of the west wing Hilla the Hun Robbery Hillham

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Let’s vote on this now

December 14, 2009 – 10:50

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Ronald Reagan are in a boat in the Potomac, when suddenly the boat develops a leak. They have only one life preserver jacket. Bill says: “Let’s do the Democratic thing. Take a vote to see who gets the life preserver.” They each write a name on a piece of paper [...]

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President Bill Clinton visits Pearly Gates

December 2, 2009 – 08:25

President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St. Peter. “It’s me, Bill Clinton”. “What bad things did you do on Earth?” Clinton thought a bit and answered, “Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn’t hold that against me because I didn’t inhale. I guess I had some affairs, but [...]

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Helping the United States of America

November 20, 2009 – 11:15

One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House. Clinton saw him and asked, “George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” “Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised George. The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the [...]

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Category Archives: Politics Jokes

The fierce civil wars

A new dog at the White House

Worries about early morning jogs

Clinton at the May Day parade

President Clinton meets some voters

What are you doing there?

Nicknames of Bill Clinton and his master

Let’s vote on this now

President Bill Clinton visits Pearly Gates

Helping the United States of America

Deep Thoughts 04

Flags tell us information about our taxes

Put me into a fighting mood

Were you ever arrested?

Stuff you should never say to a cop

The FAA Inspection

Try to settle the dispute

Facts of Life

You have an Internet addiction when . . .

Question and answer blond jokes

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