Category Archives: Redneck Jokes

You might be a redneck if… You have an Elvis Jell-o mold. You have the taxidermist’s number on speed-dial. You own more cowboy boots than sneakers. You’ve been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars. You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. You just bought [...]

You might be a redneck if… Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard. Ya can’t get married to [...]

You might be a redneck if… One of the options on your truck is a spitoon. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. [...]

You might be a redneck if… The directions to your bathroom include, “Go past the big oak and hang a left at the woodshed.” You’re in bed with your wife and you call out a name you gave to a coon you killed. You’ve ever been arrested for where you got your girlfriend roses. Your [...]

You might be a redneck if… You smoke during your deer hunt after scent-proofing yourself all month. A tornado goes through your trailer’s yard and makes it look neater. You’ve got to shuck your toilet paper before you use it. You have an autographed picture of Bob Barker in your wallet. You think “Meals on [...]