You might be a redneck if…
You prefer the Sears catolog to Charmin.
Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.
You think deer hunting should be an olympic sport.
You have a set of 16 matching salad bowls, and they all say “Cool Whip” on the side.
You have to call the police more than once a week [...]
You might be a redneck if…
Your wife gets a hunting license so you can tag your second buck.
You have all the “Dukes of Hazzard” episodes on tape.
You can give a summary of all the “Dukes of Hazzard” episodes.
You think that Roe v. Wade is a decision you make when crossing the creek.
It takes you and [...]
You might be a redneck if…
You have guns in your house that you cannot find.
You think a night of fine dining is going to the Snack Bar at Wal-Mart while the automotive department is raising your truck another 8 inches.
You think Wal-Mart is expensive.
You’ve got more guns “On Display” than Wal-Mart Sporting Goods.
You have ever [...]
You might be a redneck if…
You don’t think Jeff’s Foxworthy’s jokes are funny.
Every time you see a roadsign that says “DIP” you reach in your back pocket.
You’ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck.
You have to hit the dashboard in your [...]
You might be a redneck if…
Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.
You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.
You’ve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
Your anniversary present was getting the septic [...]
You might be a redneck if…
You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
You’ve ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
You’ve ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
Your toilet [...]
You might be a redneck if…
Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.
Your birth announcement included the word “rug rat”.
You’ve ever hitchhiked naked.
You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle.
Your bumper sticker says, “My other car is a combine.”
The gas pedal [...]
You might be a redneck if…
Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
Your baby’s favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard.
Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.
Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
Your best ashtray is a turtle shell. 252.Your pocketknife has ever been referred [...]
You might be a redneck if…
On stag night, you take a real deer.
You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house.
Your back porch is bigger than your house.
There is more oil in your cap than in your car.
You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy [...]
You might be a redneck if…
You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are “Play Ball…”
You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
You bring your dog to work with you.
Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
You’ve ever held somebody up with a caulk gun.
You have every episode of [...]
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