Category Archives: Redneck Jokes

You might be a redneck if… Smith and Wesson attended your wedding without an invitation and there was nothing you could do about it. When you hear someone talking about the king you don’t know whether they’re talking about Elvis or Richard Petty. You complain about the ban on assault weapons because it make half [...]

You might be a redneck if… Your wife gets a hunting license so you can tag your second buck. You have all the “Dukes of Hazzard” episodes on tape. You can give a summary of all the “Dukes of Hazzard” episodes. You think that Roe v. Wade is a decision you make when crossing the [...]

You might be a redneck if… You don’t think Jeff’s Foxworthy’s jokes are funny. Every time you see a roadsign that says “DIP” you reach in your back pocket. You’ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table. You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck. You have to [...]