Category Archives: Religious Jokes

Question and answer

June 30, 2010 – 09:23

Q: Why do they say ‘Amen’ at the end of a prayer instead of ‘Awomen’? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers! Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms! Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was [...]

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Seeing a child in need

June 18, 2010 – 08:21

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother’s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy about [...]

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Taxi driver in Heaven

June 9, 2010 – 09:17

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me’, said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a [...]

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What has caused it?

May 28, 2010 – 08:33

A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began to read. After a [...]

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Learning information

May 18, 2010 – 08:32

Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, ‘Mike, you wait here, I’m going to run in for confession, it’s been a long time’. Pat enters the confessional and says,’ Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman’. The priest asks, ‘was it Mrs Murphy’? [...]

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Microsoft gets church

May 7, 2010 – 08:30

MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church By Hank Vorjes VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the Redmond software giant will acquire the Roman Catholic Church in exchange for an unspecified number of shares of MICROSOFT common stock. If the [...]

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Highly religious horse

April 27, 2010 – 10:32

There’s this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better, the man asks [...]

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What’s your religion?

April 15, 2010 – 10:29

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like what?” “Well … are you religious or atheist?” “Religious.” [...]

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Bloopers of children

April 5, 2010 – 10:28

Sabbath off. Adam & Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built the ark, which the animals came on in pears. Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they [...]

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A sermon about lying

March 24, 2010 – 10:24

A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.” The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had [...]

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Category Archives: Religious Jokes

Question and answer

Seeing a child in need

Taxi driver in Heaven

What has caused it?

Learning information

Microsoft gets church

Highly religious horse

What’s your religion?

Bloopers of children

A sermon about lying

The programmer’s cheer

Question and answer blond jokes

All Lawyers are Assholes

Two angry neighbors

The Toilet

Question and answer

You might be a redneck if 45

King George the Third’s response to the Declaration of Independence

Get me an ambulance now

Deep Thoughts 05

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