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Category Archives: Yo Mamma Jokes
difference between titanic and yo mamma
January 18, 2010 – 10:07
Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic?
The titanic sunk, yo momma floats.
Around The House
January 6, 2010 – 10:06
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house.Yo mamma’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house.
90210
December 25, 2009 – 09:10
Yo mamma’s so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo mama so fat, the whales sing
December 15, 2009 – 10:10
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang “We are family!”
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
December 3, 2009 – 09:00
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama aint so bad…she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
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Yo mama is so flat
November 23, 2009 – 10:05
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a book!
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a piece of paper!
Yo mama’s hair is so short
November 11, 2009 – 11:11
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo mama’s nose is so big
October 30, 2009 – 08:06
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
