Category Archives: Yo Mamma Jokes

stuck!

June 21, 2010 – 10:27

yo mamma’s so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck!

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Yo mamma’s so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn’t have to kiss her goodbye. Yo mamma’s so ugly, she got beat with the ugly stick. Yo mamma’s so ugly, kid’s go as her for Halloween. Yo mamma’s so ugly, when she was a kid, she didn’t have to wear a costume [...]

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So Stupid

May 31, 2010 – 08:36

Yo mamma’s so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Yo mamma’s so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice. Yo mamma’s so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said “Focus.” Yo mamma’s so stupid, she got locked in a [...]

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So Poor

May 19, 2010 – 08:35

Yo mamma’s so poor, she can’t afford to go on welfare. Yo mamma’s so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter. Yo mamma’s so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine. Yo mamma’s so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.

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So Old

May 10, 2010 – 08:34

Yo mamma’s so old, she farts dust. Yo mamma’s so old, she ows Jesus $3. Yo mamma’s so old, when God said, “Let there be light,” she flipped the switch.

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So Fat

April 28, 2010 – 11:37

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, “Hey, Kool-Aid!” Yo mamma’s so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out. Yo mamma’s so fat, even God couldn’t lift her spirits! Yo mamma’s so fat, she has her own zip code! Yo mamma’s so fat, [...]

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So Cross Eyed

April 16, 2010 – 09:37

Yo mamma’s cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

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Mama so stupid!

April 6, 2010 – 10:35

Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.

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Let there be light!

March 25, 2010 – 07:35

Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!

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knock knock 2

March 15, 2010 – 08:34

knock knock: Whos there? JO. JO who. JO momma.

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Category Archives: Yo Mamma Jokes

stuck!

So Ugly

So Stupid

So Poor

So Old

So Fat

So Cross Eyed

Mama so stupid!

Let there be light!

knock knock 2

Cow on train tracks

You might be a redneck if 44

Seeing a child in need

Deep Thoughts 04

Flags tell us information about our taxes

Put me into a fighting mood

Were you ever arrested?

Stuff you should never say to a cop

The FAA Inspection

Try to settle the dispute

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