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Retirement Office Hours Sign – Funny Retirement Gift

Retirement Office Hours Sign - Funny Retirement Gift

The Retirement Office Hours Sign is a funny gift for a co-worker or relative who plans to “consult” in retirement, not working full-time. It reads:

Office Hours
Open most days about 9 or 10…but somedays as late as 12 or 1.
We close about 5:30 or 6, occasionally about 4 or 5…

Somedays or afternoons we aren’t here at all and lately, I’ve been here just about all the time, except when I’m someplace else.

Product Info
Size: 12 inches long x 9 inches high

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