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A man was having marital problems. So he went to his shrink. The shrink says, “When you get home, throw down your briefcase, run to her, embrace her, take off her clothes, and yours, and make mad passionate love to her.”

In two weeks he was back in the shrink’s office. The shrink asked “How did it go?”

He said, “She didn’t have anything to say, but her bridge club got a kick out of it.“



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