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Knock Knock Christmas

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Wenceslas
Wenceslas who ?
Wenceslas train home ?

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Snow
Snow who ?
Snow business like show business !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Wayne
Wayne who ?
Wayne in a manger… !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Oakham
Oakham who ?
Oakham all ye faithfull… !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Avery
Avery who ?
Avery merry Christmas !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Holly
Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Rudolph
Rudolph who ?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Igloo
Igloo who ?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie… !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !



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