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Sorry but you seem to mistaking me for someone who is interested
in what you are saying.

Here’s some money (hand it to the jerk) go call somebody who
cares.

I’d sue my parents if I had a face like yours.

God do you need a special licence to be so ugly?

You smell of piss.

Did you style your hair like that on perpose?

Is that your head or did your neck thow-up?

God your ugly…..oh shit did i say that out loud?

I don’t mean to be rude but could you please fuck off.

Could you stand back a little your breath is scourching my
make-up.



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