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Flags tell us information about our taxes

June 17, 2010 – 09:10

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. “Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said. “We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.” “That’s the same [...]

By Joker | Posted in Politics Jokes | Also tagged flag, holland, stars | Comments Off

Methods of execution

May 21, 2010 – 07:48

There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that night, that they would each get to choose the method by which they would die. Their choices were: lethal injection, electric chair or by hanging. [...]

By Joker | Posted in Ethnic Jokes | Also tagged executed, newfoundlander, torontonian | Comments Off

Throwing away garbage

November 16, 2009 – 09:20

An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn’t find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was [...]

By Joker | Posted in Ethnic Jokes | Also tagged garbage, moscow, police officer, tourist | Comments Off

Discussing the tax rates

October 13, 2009 – 10:55

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. “Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said. “We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.” “That’s the same [...]

By Joker | Posted in Ethnic Jokes | Also tagged flags, holland, tax rates | Comments Off

Too Many

October 2, 2009 – 09:29

So once there was an Chinese man, A mexican, and an american all in the same plane. Now the chinese man Takes a pair of chopstickes and throws them out of the window. Then he claims “We have too many of those in my country!”. Then the mexican grabs his salsa, throws it out the [...]

By Joker | Posted in Insults Jokes | Also tagged chinese man, chopsticks, country, insults, mexican, salsa | Comments Off

What’s on your back?

January 20, 2009 – 08:34

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?” The German responds, “I will take oil!”  So they put oil on his back, and [...]

By Joker | Posted in Ethnic Jokes | Also tagged back, german, mexican | Comments Off

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