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The Twelve Days of Windows 95

July 15, 2010 – 07:19

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me [...]

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I’m ignoring Y2K

July 14, 2010 – 10:13

Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and treated as a technological dinosaur by all the Client/Server programmers and website developers, he was finally getting some respect. He’d become a private consultant specializing in Year 2000 conversions. Several years of this relentless, mind-numbing work [...]

By Joker | Posted in Computer Jokes | Also tagged computer, Y2K | Comments (0)

Question and answer blond jokes

July 13, 2010 – 08:51

Q: Why does it work? A: “Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?” Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? [...]

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You might be a redneck if 46

July 9, 2010 – 07:32

You might be a redneck if… Your insurance man is a redneck too if he pays you for it. You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. You’ve ever hit a deer with your car…deliberately. You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub. Your momma gives [...]

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Rating your Christmas parties

July 6, 2010 – 11:11

If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time. Now you’ll be expected to throw another great party next year. What you should have done was throw the kind of [...]

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Definitions By Gender

July 5, 2010 – 06:36

THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner. Male: Scratching out a note [...]

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Question and answer blond jokes

July 2, 2010 – 08:49

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. Q: How do you [...]

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He Said She Said

February 24, 2010 – 12:55

He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said..You wear briefs, don’t you He said.. Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said.. Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money. She [...]

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Funny Sayings

February 15, 2010 – 09:07

- Girls are like phones, if you press the wrong button you’ll get disconnected. – I’m an angel, honest, the horns are just there to keep the halo from falling! – Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me an angel, so what happend to you? – It’s better to appear stupid then to [...]

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Perfect Put Downs

February 3, 2010 – 09:06

Sorry but you seem to mistaking me for someone who is interested in what you are saying. Here’s some money (hand it to the jerk) go call somebody who cares. I’d sue my parents if I had a face like yours. God do you need a special licence to be so ugly? You smell of [...]

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Tag Archives: jokes

The Twelve Days of Windows 95

I’m ignoring Y2K

Question and answer blond jokes

You might be a redneck if 46

Rating your Christmas parties

Definitions By Gender

Question and answer blond jokes

He Said She Said

Funny Sayings

Perfect Put Downs

I’m ignoring Y2K

Question and answer blond jokes

Can I Smell Something

Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo

tic tacs

Funny Pictures

Question and answer

You might be a redneck if 46

Deep Thoughts 06

The development of a new programming language

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