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I want to appeal a case

July 16, 2010 – 08:52

Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence.” Judge: “And what is the nature of the new evidence?” Lawyer: “Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left.”

By Joker | Posted in Lawyer Jokes | Also tagged appeal, lawyer | Comments (0)

Divorce

July 15, 2010 – 10:39

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made [...]

By Joker | Posted in Gender Jokes | Also tagged communicate, divorce, husband, woman | Comments (0)

Are you talking to me?

February 4, 2010 – 09:15

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t heard the question. “Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” [...]

By Joker | Posted in Lawyer Jokes | Also tagged lawyer, witness | Comments Off

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