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Facts of Life

June 14, 2010 – 09:40

Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. Women do NOT want [...]

By Joker | Posted in Gender Jokes | Also tagged girlfriend, life, man, women | Comments Off

How To Please a Woman

March 9, 2010 – 13:24

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5- story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor-by-floor, and [...]

By Joker | Posted in Insults Jokes | Also tagged woman | Comments Off

Presents for the Wife

December 16, 2009 – 06:00

Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, “You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn’t like the diamond ring, then [...]

By Joker | Posted in Bar Jokes | Also tagged biker, doctor, lawyer, wife | Comments Off

Men Are Like

December 8, 2009 – 08:15

..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. ..Bike helmets. They’re good in emergencies but usually just look silly. ..Government bonds. They take so long to mature. ..Copiers. You need them in reproduction but that’s about it. ..Lava lamps. Fun to look [...]

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Men Should Listen

October 23, 2009 – 08:55

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!!” The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “BITCH!!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next [...]

By Joker | Posted in Gender Jokes | Also tagged crash, woman | Comments Off

Good’ol Male Bashing Jokes

September 9, 2009 – 08:45

Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to do better than that. Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes. Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. Q. [...]

By Joker | Posted in Gender Jokes | Also tagged Gender Jokes | Comments Off

Trick Your Wife With 20 dollars

September 7, 2009 – 11:10

Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me“. His friend says “Don’t worry. Just tuck a twenty dollar bill in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you [...]

By Joker | Posted in Bar Jokes | Also tagged bar, drunk | Comments Off

Translations for men

May 21, 2009 – 06:30

These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say… “IT’S A GUY THING” Translated:* “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.” “CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?” Translated:* “Why [...]

By Joker | Posted in Gender Jokes | Also tagged translations | Comments Off

Women’s instructions

April 7, 2009 – 12:30

WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. So [...]

By Joker | Posted in Gender Jokes | Also tagged women | Comments Off

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