Just then, the phone rang and the lawyer got involved with a long call. Thinking the lawyer had said “$500,” the old man wrote out his check and left.

When she got off the phone and realized the old man’s mistake, the lawyer ran after him down the stairs and into the parking lot just as he drove away. Feeling frustrated, the lawyer looked at the check and decided to accept the situation philosophically. “Oh well,” she said to herself, “$500 for half an hour’s work isn’t bad.”

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The Office t-shirt. “That’s what she said.” 100% cotton. Officially Licensed.

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The Retirement Office Hours Sign is a funny gift for a co-worker or relative who plans to “consult” in retirement, not working full-time. It reads:

Office Hours
Open most days about 9 or 10…but somedays as late as 12 or 1.
We close about 5:30 or 6, occasionally about 4 or 5…

Somedays or afternoons we aren’t here at all and lately, I’ve been here just about all the time, except when I’m someplace else.

Product Info
Size: 12 inches long x 9 inches high

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