Tag Archives: paint

Want me to paint for you?

February 22, 2010 – 07:50

A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter. “I’m here for the paint job,” she said. [...]

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Pastor painting church

November 20, 2009 – 08:52

It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple. One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting. He checked out the Sunday ads and found a paint sale. The next day, he went into town and bought a gallon of white paint. [...]

By Joker | Posted in Religious Jokes | Also tagged church, job, pastor | Comments Off

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