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Lawyers on a flight

January 25, 2010 – 09:14

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except the lawyers [...]

By Joker | Posted in Lawyer Jokes | Also tagged airliner, emergency, lawyers | Comments Off

Shortage of parachutes

October 9, 2009 – 06:30

A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them. The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped. [...]

By Joker | Posted in Blonde Jokes | Also tagged blonde, brunette, movie star, parachutes, pope | Comments Off

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