Tag Archives: priest

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July 19, 2010 – 07:59

“Good Day Mrs. Smith. I just thought I would drop by and see how your are doing.” The woman says, “Oh just fine Father, come on in and we’ll have some tea.” While sitting at the coffee table, the priest notices a bowl of almonds on the table. “Mind if I have one?” the priest [...]

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Taxi driver in Heaven

June 9, 2010 – 09:17

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me’, said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a [...]

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What has caused it?

May 28, 2010 – 08:33

A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began to read. After a [...]

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Car just broke down

September 3, 2009 – 06:00

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available. Priest: Sister, I don’t think the Lord would [...]

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Do you realize what I am?

June 22, 2009 – 06:45

A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, “Don’t you know I’m Polish?” “Oh, I’m sorry,” the blonde apologizes, “do you want me to start over and talk slower?“

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Church for this drunk

June 8, 2009 – 06:45

A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off. The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make [...]

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Drunk and T.P.

April 27, 2009 – 06:30

A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had been observing the man’s sorry progress and [...]

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Tag Archives: priest

Have as many as you like!

Taxi driver in Heaven

What has caused it?

Car just broke down

Do you realize what I am?

Church for this drunk

Drunk and T.P.

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