Tag Archives: women

Facts of Life

June 14, 2010 – 09:40

Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. Women do NOT want [...]

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Ten worst gifts to buy a woman

October 2, 2009 – 09:15

1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make “housework” easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on tv that does everything but suck the life out of you, anything in a informercial. One allowed choice is a [...]

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Be politically correct

July 28, 2009 – 06:30

How to be politically correct with women She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK – She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY – She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED. She is not CONCEITED – She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. She [...]

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A woman’s seminars

July 16, 2009 – 06:30

New Summer Seminars for Women The Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is It There Life Beyond Shoes Money, The Non-Renewable Resource How To Get 90 Minutes Out Of An Hour Why Men Don’t Like Any Of Your Friends How To Be A Victim Of Marketing How To Get Out Of Bed Without [...]

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Lawyers give irrelevant information

June 26, 2009 – 06:30

Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend, they see a man walking his dog. One of the flyers yells to the [...]

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Education for women

April 17, 2009 – 06:45

Continuing Education Courses for Women Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits. Parties: Going Without New Outfits. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too. Bathroom Etiquette II: His [...]

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Women’s instructions

April 7, 2009 – 12:30

WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. So [...]

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Women seeking men

March 23, 2009 – 15:29

“WOMEN SEEKING MEN” Classifieds 40-ish means: 48 Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever will Affectionate means: Possessive Artist means: Unreliable Average looking means: You figure this one out Beautiful means: Pathological liar Commitment-minded means: Pick out curtains, now! Communication important means: Just try to get a word in edgewise Contagious Smile means: [...]

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Seminars for a woman

March 19, 2009 – 10:41

SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status. The following courses will be offered: General Education: GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly “Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic“) GE103: How to Drive [...]

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Women’s translations

March 9, 2009 – 14:10

WOMEN’S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry. We need… = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want… = You’ll pay for this later. We need to talk… = I need to complain Sure…go [...]

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Tag Archives: women

Facts of Life

Ten worst gifts to buy a woman

Be politically correct

A woman’s seminars

Lawyers give irrelevant information

Education for women

Women’s instructions

Women seeking men

Seminars for a woman

Women’s translations

I want to appeal a case

Divorce

The Twelve Days of Windows 95

The new Euro language

I’m ignoring Y2K

Question and answer blond jokes

Can I Smell Something

Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo

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