Yo mamma’s so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn’t have to kiss her goodbye. Yo mamma’s so ugly, she got beat with the ugly stick. Yo mamma’s so ugly, kid’s go as her for Halloween. Yo mamma’s so ugly, when she was a kid, she didn’t have to wear a costume [...]
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Yo mamma’s so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice. Yo mamma’s so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said “Focus.” Yo mamma’s so stupid, she got locked in a [...]
Yo mamma’s so poor, she can’t afford to go on welfare. Yo mamma’s so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter. Yo mamma’s so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine. Yo mamma’s so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.
Yo mamma’s so old, she farts dust. Yo mamma’s so old, she ows Jesus $3. Yo mamma’s so old, when God said, “Let there be light,” she flipped the switch.
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house.Yo mamma’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house.
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