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		<title>Whale Watching</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 14:48:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yo mamma is so big. The people that live near you put up signs &#8220;Free Whale Watching!&#8221; More Daily Jokes @ the Daily Joke BlogWhale Watching Please Share and Enjoy:<p><br /><p align="left">More Daily Jokes @ the <strong><a href="http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/">Daily Joke Blog</a></strong></p><br /><br/><br/><a href="http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/whale-watching_2668.html">Whale Watching</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yo mamma is so big.  The people that live near you put up signs &#8220;Free Whale Watching!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Very Fat Mamma!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 15:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yo mamma&#8217;s so fat, she&#8217;s the tallest person in the world.. when she&#8217;s laying down. More Daily Jokes @ the Daily Joke BlogVery Fat Mamma!! Please Share and Enjoy:<p><br /><p align="left">More Daily Jokes @ the <strong><a href="http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/">Daily Joke Blog</a></strong></p><br /><br/><br/><a href="http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/very-fat-mamma_2666.html">Very Fat Mamma!!</a></p>
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		<title>To Be Continued</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 15:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued. More Daily Jokes @ the Daily Joke BlogTo Be Continued Please Share and Enjoy:<p><br /><p align="left">More Daily Jokes @ the <strong><a href="http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/">Daily Joke Blog</a></strong></p><br /><br/><br/><a href="http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/to-be-continued_2664.html">To Be Continued</a></p>
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		<title>tic tacs</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:45:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joker</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joker</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 17:27:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joker</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yo mamma&#8217;s so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck!</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:26:11 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn&#8217;t have to kiss her goodbye.</p>
<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so ugly, she got beat with the ugly stick.</p>
<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so ugly, kid&#8217;s go as her for Halloween.</p>
<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so ugly, when she was a kid, she didn&#8217;t have to wear a costume for Halloween</p>
<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so ugly, when she went into the haunted house, and came out with a job application.</p>
<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so ugly, she scares away roaches.</p>
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		<title>So Stupid</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 15:36:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yo mamma&#8217;s so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Yo mamma&#8217;s so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice. Yo mamma&#8217;s so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said &#8220;Focus.&#8221; Yo mamma&#8217;s so stupid, she got locked in a [...]<p><br /><p align="left">More Daily Jokes @ the <strong><a href="http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/">Daily Joke Blog</a></strong></p><br /><br/><br/><a href="http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/so-stupid_2390.html">So Stupid</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.</p>
<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice.</p>
<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said &#8220;Focus.&#8221;</p>
<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death.</p>
<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.</p>
<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.</p>
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		<title>So Poor</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 15:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yo mamma&#8217;s so poor, she can&#8217;t afford to go on welfare. Yo mamma&#8217;s so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter. Yo mamma&#8217;s so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine. Yo mamma&#8217;s so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money. More Daily Jokes [...]<p><br /><p align="left">More Daily Jokes @ the <strong><a href="http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/">Daily Joke Blog</a></strong></p><br /><br/><br/><a href="http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/so-poor_2388.html">So Poor</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so poor, she can&#8217;t afford to go on welfare.</p>
<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.</p>
<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.</p>
<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 15:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yo mamma&#8217;s so old, she farts dust. Yo mamma&#8217;s so old, she ows Jesus $3. Yo mamma&#8217;s so old, when God said, &#8220;Let there be light,&#8221; she flipped the switch. More Daily Jokes @ the Daily Joke BlogSo Old Please Share and Enjoy:<p><br /><p align="left">More Daily Jokes @ the <strong><a href="http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/">Daily Joke Blog</a></strong></p><br /><br/><br/><a href="http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/so-old_2386.html">So Old</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so old, she farts dust.</p>
<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so old, she ows Jesus $3.</p>
<p>Yo mamma&#8217;s so old, when God said, &#8220;Let there be light,&#8221; she flipped the switch.</p>
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