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« The twelve days after Christmas
Get money to heaven »

You got the warning

Finding one of her students making faces at
others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to
gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher
said, “Johnny, when I was a child, I was told
if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and
I would stay like that.”

Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith,
you can’t say you weren’t warned.”



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